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Not Actually My Rainbow Princess Diary With a Heart-Shaped Locket - January 31st, 2010
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January 31st, 2010
Sun, Jan. 31st, 2010 01:08 pm

It is stupidly easier to romance Silk Fox as a female character than to romance Sky as a male.

Me: I think you're attractive and I don't hate you.
Silk Fox: I loves you forevers!

Me: Sky, I'm really beginning to have feelings for you.
Sky: Well, I don't know, there's just so many issues, and what would my dead daughter think, and...
Three Hours Later
...and my insurance really doesn't cover that kind of thing. You understand, right?

Why can't I just romance Dawn Star? We're childhood best friends, that's a third of all lesbian narratives right there. Alternately, why can it's just go like this:

Me: I like you, Dawn Star.
Dawn Star: So do I!
Me: No, I like like you.
Dawn Star: That's sweet, but I'm straight. Sadface.
Me: Hey, annoying girl!
Silk Fox: How dare you yell at me, you peasant!
Me: Well, excuuuse me, Princess.
Silk Fox: Don't say that! You'll ruin my totally-not-secret-at-all secret identity!
Me: Whatever. I think you're attractive and I don't hate you.
Silk Fox: I loves you forevers!

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